Etsy Store Owner Frog on Mobility Scooter T-Shirt | We Optimize At Dawn Shop Owner Anthem Shirt

Washed-in color and relaxed fit welcome early runs to the coffee shop or slow weekend errands. Front art shows an Etsy store owner frog, wearing yesterday's makeup with unshaven legs, in a cape on a mobility scooter with the caption “WE OPTIMIZE AT DAWN,” a small, wry nod to folks who quietly hustle before the day wakes. The shirt feels lived-in from the first wear — slightly textured from post-construction dyeing and built to hold its shape with double-needle stitching. Available in a wide palette of muted, vintage tones and sizes S–4XL, it layers easily under jackets or stands alone as a subtle statement for anyone who prefers dry humor and comfortable, durable tees.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable feel
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and vintage texture
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitched seams and tubular knit (no side seams) for longevity
- Sizes S–4XL and pre-shrunk; sewn-in label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean