Talk Dirt To Me potted plant T-Shirt | Gardener joke, gardening humor tee

$19.99

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This relaxed, garment-dyed tee makes people laugh before they even read the punchline. The soft, heavy-weight cotton and lived-in color invite you to wear it on slow weekends in the garden or while potting up cuttings on the porch. At the center, a small potted-plant graphic pairs with the cheeky line “talk dirt to me,” a playful twist that will get smiles from fellow plant nerds and light the mood at backyard barbecues or plant swaps. It sits comfortably on the body thanks to a roomy, relaxed fit and thick, pre-shrunk fabric—so it feels like an old favorite from the first wear. Wear it with denim and muddy boots after a morning of planting, or toss it on for casual hangouts where good banter and dirty hands are part of the plan.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear
- Garment-dyed finish for soft texture and vintage color
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz) relaxed fit that feels broken-in right away
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit construction for lasting durability
- Available S–4XL with pre-shrunk fabric and sewn-in label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

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